You're gonna be doing your squatting and thrusting in Rikers. Detective Rey Curtis: [referring to Evan Karmel] How could you not check on him? He's scared of what the other cops will think. They tried for years. Jack McCoy: They've got expert witnesses from everywhere including the pros from Dover. D.A. Det. Detective Rey Curtis: Fine. Lt. Anita Van Buren: Were you born a smart-ass, or did it just come with the job? Detective Rey Curtis: If it comes to that. Humiliating innocent people? A.D.A. Tibor Nichols: [Accused of electrocuting horses] Trust me, sir. Executive A.D.A. Ed Green: The same kind that gives you the right to remain silent. Melanie Kaufman: How did you get in here? They were made from twelve eggs that came out of my body. Talk about a throwaway child. I can't imagine what it must be like when you realize you raised one. D.A. A.D.A. Lt. Jack McCoy: There's a world of difference between a jealous lover and some horny bastard who's mad he can't get to first base. Ms. Sharkey: Your Honor, my client is ten years old. And they got to pay twenty thousand dollars a year to send their kids to kindergarten. So will you. Adam Schiff: This man hurt his boy because he was depressed? That rates a big hug and a trip to Disneyland? D.A. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Kind of like a 400 dollar car-wash. A.D.A. Lt. Anita Van Buren: [asking why Briscoe and Curtis think that Sanderson's death was the result of foul play] What are we going on here? Tagger: [after being arrested in the bathroom] I want my pants! The jury already sees me as a poor, abused, abandoned child. A.D.A. I'm finding, as a matter of law, the People failed to meet the standard of proof I said at the beginning of trial. Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: You betrayed a confidence. Adam Schiff: What? I think I've earned the right not to be second guessed. Detective Rey Curtis: You know what's going on. Detective Rey Curtis: [satisfied she is not the victim] Call your mother. Lt. Anita Van Buren: So, I heard you went in hot pursuit today. Dr. Elizabeth Olivet: A few pieces of metal. How many beers have *you* had? [Green looks at the receiver but won't touch it]. Clubs like this, they boost a man's testosterone level. Olivia Benson: Real piece of work. Detective Rey Curtis: So we've got a six-foot tall twenty year old male. Your client's friends killed Alexandra Borgia, but I can connect him to the Dyckman Street case as sure as I'm standing here. Every ear's unique, like snowflakes. "A little over a million." Detective Ed Green: Looks like skin and bones. Executive A.D.A. Georgy Malenkov: [rejecting McCoy's offer of a plea bargain] America's like a big baby. Andy Polone: [to Carmichael, after she has threatened him with capital murder] Lady, you can put your deal between your knees and squeeze. Michael Cutter: Jack, meet the Johnsons. Jamie Ross: It would help if we could tell the jury what turned Terry into an arsonist. Jack McCoy: I don't think Spiro Agnew is the person to be quoting here, Arthur. Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers: I didn't say that. D.A. Executive A.D.A. You want to know if she has a sister? Claire Kincaid: [considering a new angle for the murder] I never did like chasing my tail. Regrettably, lives were lost among both the government forces and armed protesters. Jack McCoy: Or Larry, Moe and Curley. A.D.A. Lt. Anita Van Buren: Maybe he saw a burning bush. Only an *idiot* thinks bombs don't hurt people. To $20,000. Law and Order: Criminal Intent - "In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. Capt. I hope the state doctors can find a way to fix this girl, I hope that it takes six months. [Lennie has just found out that one of his daughters has been murdered]. Serena Southerlyn: [after reading off a list of people who died because of the infected meat] Jack, these are all children. Det. Ben Stone: A crime of passion is never pure, and it's certainly not simple. Detective Ed Green: What, a wife leaving her husband for a younger guy? Detective Lennie Briscoe: So it's Cathy's bad luck that she's the daughter of a white cop. Arthur Branch: Cosmetic surgery. Do we need more law, less freedom? Jack McCoy: There's always a chance Justin could be rehabilitated, Arthur. Sheryl: I was, like, in grammar school when that happened. The Christians, or the lions? Lennie Briscoe: Maybe she enjoyed solitaire. That fairness exists in a vacuum, while justice, on the other hand, cannot. Detective Rey Curtis: Barry Taggert, you are under arrest for enterprise corruption. He's obviously not fit to represent himself. D.A. Det. Ben Stone: The commandment says, "Thou shalt not kill". I swear I did! Neil Gorton: Not a legally persuasive argument, counselor. Hotel Manager: Excuse me, have you any idea when you'll be done in here? Why? Judge Wright: [bangs gavel again] Order! Now everybody knows state psychiatric care could be better. He's putting her on the stand. Arthur Branch: What I don't get is why his attorney didn't have him tested before he invited our shrinks to sit down with him. McCoy: Once you turn to necrophilia, incest doesn't seem so bad. Abbie Carmichael: Does it occur to anyone she might be conning us now? D.A. Detective Rey Curtis: Worse: ex-wife. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [out of breath] Just shoot me, will you? Jack McCoy: Alissa. Jamie Ross: [sarcastically] He's rich; he's powerful; maybe we should let Robin Leach try the case? Predator zeroes in on a vulnerable woman, twists her around 'till she doesn't know which end's up. Detective Ed Green: How do you suppose Rafael put in his eight hours at the office and had dinner with the missus at the same time? Dr. Emil Skoda: Nothing to do with that. What? 604 Views Read the entire Law & Order0 show script » Abbie Carmichael: The People request $500,000 bail. Jack McCoy: Are we going to be doing therapy in the courtroom? You can resign or I can fire you. Lt. Anita Van Buren: Like what? Jack McCoy: We might've found out already if we didn't have to keep popping in here every hour to report. This establishes inevitable discovery and makes all of the evidence admissable. [Discussing a small steel spring that is radioactive]. Please. Abbie Carmichael: The laws for the rich are different. Det. I can't believe my mother wanted me to marry one. [storms out]. Jack McCoy: Why, Adam? Adam Schiff: You can't force the other side to play. You understand that? If you blow this case over some self-imagined half-assed favor, that's your problem, pal, not mine. Detective Lennie Briscoe: And the suspect list is the greater New York phone book. And how many children will she kill before the adult criminal justice system can take over? Arthur Branch: Yeah, who is that stupid S.O.B. Well, Jack, if it's any consolation, I'll do my best to keep Greg's rhetoric to a minimum in the courtroom. D.A. Behind closed doors for the first time.". Everybody wants them dead until they agree and then we turn them into folk heroes. Do you know what it's like? Detective Rey Curtis: Yeah, you ever seen the line coming back from a weekend in the country? I'm betting you saw through the trick. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Maybe she's on the poop deck. Adam Schiff: She spoke up sooner, she might have saved Chris Skinner. Detective Rey Curtis: Five of us are watching and Flynn's the only one to see Morales reach for his gun. You made her cry. Detective Ed Green: Yeah, Maria's baby got up close and personal with Lennie's jacket. Detective Rey Curtis: Why, Dale? Executive A.D.A. Detective Lennie Briscoe: You asking me for a date? Executive A.D.A. Mrs. Shelby: [stares blankly] your point? Claire Kincaid: Why not? Ben Stone: Adam, I may be wrong but I thought that, of all people, you would want... D.A. Let the legislators and the civil juries worry about the other nonsense. She stapled papers in an insurance office. [cuffs Taggert] You have the right to remain silent... Barry Taggert: [referring to Shelly] You dropped all that after I brought her back. I thought you'd be here long after I was gone. Jack McCoy: You should've told your patients that instead of letting them think you already had it. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [Shows her photo of victim] How about this guy? Ed Green: You sure this is kosher? Detective Ed Green: [while restraining a suspect, Cassady got her lip split open] Damn! What motive is that? Adam Schiff: He's still got a better seat than Sanderson. "Rules or no rules," he said, "pitchers are gonna throw spitters. That's just the main "Law and Order" though. We need to be careful how we judge. But the only way that she could get it was to have sex with a man who had the power to make or break her career. Detective Nina Cassady: Mr. Glover, if I really had it in for your client, I could have dropped him with a justifiable shooting when I found him stabbing his own daughter to death. Lt. Anita Van Buren: So Ratko pulled the trigger, but this is what got Dana killed. Detective Rey Curtis: Why? Mr Downing's got a wad of cash, passport, airline ticket - Fiji islands, open return. Jack McCoy: Want to put her in jail, too? Det. Lt. Anita Van Buren: It wasn't the eighteen floors from the window to the street that killed her, it was the sudden stop. She even had a trial run with a cat but ultimately what she could or could not appreciate is irrelevant. $2500 a week on my back instead of $500 on my feet. We need to protect the Aaron Polanskys of this world from Jenny Brandt. They look you in the eye, and if your left eye blinks before your right eye, they know you're gay. I was supposed to ignore the fact that Leslie Harlan shot up a liquor store. Detective Lennie Briscoe: You're kidding! Detective Ed Green: Well, if Eddie's telling the truth, Sal either had reasons of his own to get rid of Caplan - what they are, we don't know - or he was doing it for somebody else; who that is, we don't know. Well, these are the two rings of Rikers [on arresting the suspected thief of a telescope]. Arthur Branch: All in all, I'd say we're damn lucky this was just one screwball kid. Like this hearing: if I win, I get to say that you're competent, in which case, I get to go into another courtroom and try to prove that you did something I know you did, but at the same time I can't prove. I fought for custody for her, but he had more money, more lawyers. Danielle Melnick: Right. Mike Logan: You forget the other girlfriend said he's a pussycat. Cite him for contempt? Why she's shielding him I will never understand, but I know my job: I'm going to convict this narcissistic son of a bitch. Detective Lennie Briscoe: His heart, and his, you know, "plumbing". Executive A.D.A. Nick Margolis: All right. Bite him. Detective Lennie Briscoe: And all this time I've been living in the wrong housing complex. A.D.A. Jack McCoy: What the hell was Judge Wright thinking? Paul Robinette: Why not? Jamie Ross: You have it. Abbie Carmichael: Or if that doesn't work, she could always give an interview to the Ledger. novel. My client may be legally sane, but it doesn't mean he's not crazy. Detective Lennie Briscoe: A hundred million. Executive A.D.A. After all, they've both performed the same physical act; it's only fair. You think the department would go a couple of grand to find singe marks on a horse's ass? Det. Ben Stone: He says he didn't know. She's shanty Irish and proud of it. I have powerful friends who will crucify you and your people for even putting your hands on me! Detective Ed Green: No, I Googled Sammy Morales. Adam Schiff: Who's hearing the motion? Clerk: I'm not sure you should be going through that. Mr Wade says you can't convict her because she's a good person, maybe even a holy person. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [hearing the victim had high level of Viagra in his blood] The stuff's safe as oysters, right? Hope you never have to try that case. You'll see. You've been placed under arrest for DWI. Just once. A.D.A. Jack McCoy: Carl Reger committed murder and this was all an elaborate charade to get him off the hook? And just as her God holds her accountable, so should we! Jack McCoy: Actually, I found out when her corpse landed on a police car. If I had to betray a confidence to ensure she goes to jail... so be it. Detective Ed Green: I'm not. The testimony of a mentally questionable co-conspirator; that's it. You make sure that the state enforces its rules. He wasn't a true believer. Adam Schiff: Danielle Melnick. Carmichael: So this is your answer? [he leads the manager a couple feet into the room]. A.D.A. Detective Joe Fontana: Look, pal, it's been a very long day. Detective Lennie Briscoe: How'd Deborah find out? Briscoe: I don't need that kinda respect. Plato might have bought lettuce with that coin. Det. That's an emotion I can understand. He saw it all! Terry Dorn: [while getting arrested.] Vicky Grant: [about the man who killed her father] They were going to put him on Larry King, and get some big movie star to play him and make him out to be a hero. Jack McCoy: All those impressionable young minds that you molded over the years. Donald Cragen: Well, at least he's got a way with words. Detective Lennie Briscoe: So all we have to do is find the invisible man, see if he has roof tar on his shoes. Sid Fisher: Somebody shot an animal. Arthur Branch: Well, let's see if Dr. Cedars can wiggle his way out of this one. Dr. Emil Skoda: [after hearing Dennis talk about his childhood] That's just a lot of rehearsed crap. I'm a Mick, sir and if you don't shut up, I'll lose control and throw you out of the room. Sherri Quinn: [after the ferocious dog has been brought into the courtroom] You must have done something to him. Dr. Elizabeth Rodgers: Cause of death, acute pulmonary edema. Ben Stone: Starvation is a natural cause in Somalia. Dave Carney: Absolutely not. It might actually ruin my sleep for minutes. McCoy: This isn't a courtesy. See - and correct me if I'm wrong - Einstein argued that genius has no personality. Detective Ed Green: "Crooked cops: exception or the rule?". Jack McCoy: [to press reporters] This is a trial, not a soap opera. I don't care if they forgot the period after their middle initial; I'm having their permits yanked. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Turns out a Volkswagen might have been a safer bet. Ben Stone: Unless the victim qualifies for sainthood, we shouldn't prosecute? Adam Schiff: Uh huh. Now who made you the great arbiter of justice? Jack McCoy: He can drive up to Bedford and crow to Atkins about it. What does that tell you about this country? It's so incongruous, it's almost inconceivable. Ok, let's talk turkey. A.D.A. Lt. Anita Van Buren: The answer's no. Lennie Briscoe: [cuffing Randy and his friends] You're gonna have to make bail again. A.D.A. Detective Lennie Briscoe: We hadn't planned on telling anybody. There was no rape. They stole them from me, they want me to sleep. You'll admit you killed Ana Berse?o. Adam Schiff: You know who's who now? Executive A.D.A. Detective Ed Green: [standing her up and cuffing her] Molly Preston, you're under arrest. 140 officers in that precinct. Adam Schiff: We'll know the next time one of us needs a cop. Detective Lennie Briscoe: You sick son of a bitch! Yes, the processes are slow, messy, uneven, but Nadira Harrington had choices; to vote, to sue, to advocate for justice. They lose control and next thing you know you have a murder. D.A. Rey Curtis: There's two empty condom wrappers over there. Detective Lennie Briscoe: In our neck of the woods, that adds up to a drug deal gone bad. Diego Garza: Should I say how I didn't mean to do it? The hotel is fully committed. Arthur Branch: About where to buy you a steak. Det. Connie Rubirosa: What kind of pathological prosecutor would actually charge him? Marie would have kicked his ass! I never saw anybody get hurt by the truth! The defendant is behaving as if someone else committed this crime... Arthur Gold: You want him on his knees, Ben? Connie Rubirosa: [noticing someone a few feet away] Is that a friend of yours? Clint Glover: No? Benjamin "Ben" Stone: We got what we needed from Dr. Simonson. Executive A.D.A. Professor Charles Evans: [Referring to his affair with the victim] It wasn't grand passion, just wine at lunch, you know? Ben Stone: Well I can't say that I blame him. Dr. 'Ekballa' Raza: My children want to stay in this country, my wife wants to stay, and to stay, all I have to do is to be perfect all the time! Now, there's no sign of anything toxic, so it has to be something neutral. Just too much. She's a textbook serial killer. Paul Robinette: Judge Pate thinks the Constitution was written on a laptop. This wasn't seduction. You get them for violating parole the day he moves in with Sheryl. some of us were wondering how long it'd take the real Jack McCoy to rear his shaggy, hippy liberal head. D.A. Jack McCoy: That was before you took part in this charade. No offense but in my last days I'm going to spend it with my husband and my kids. Wayne Hardy: Homicide? Ben Stone: Think this through with me, okay? Are you dreaming, Mama? Did you threaten Molly Rudman? He's going to roast your pistachios. Arson investigator says he can't conclude either way. You wore the same robes I do- you know the drill. Det. The blonde is April Troost, her daughter. Det. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Rey, Isn't that one of those EZ-Passes they use for going through the tolls? Adam Schiff: Yeah. Adam Schiff: That law only applies to professional journalists. 37,032 quotes in 237 shows ... Law & Order . Hotel Manager: Yes, but that doesn't tell me when I get the room back. Jack McCoy: She was an ADA. Mike Logan: Somebody heard that shot? D.A. Arthur Branch: [sardonic chuckle] Tread lightly. ADA Claire Kincaid: You can't forgive anyone, can you? D.A. Webber's dead. A.D.A. Lt. Anita Van Buren: I'm surprised you didn't push him. D.A. It's my room key: 912. Abbie Carmichael: With that butcher looking at me like a carcass on a meathook? Detective Lennie Briscoe: That must've hurt. Rey Curtis: Hey, Lennie, look at this. Patricia Smith: [about her brother, James Smith] I begged him to take his pills. Jack McCoy: Warren Talbert's still in jail. Cheney's 42. EADA Jack McCoy: A daring neorealist foray into Jellystone Park? It's a small world, isn't it? They will not only go to the mat for their clients, they will take that mat and toss it out the window as far as they can. Next thing you know, they're watching the seasons change in Attica. A.D.A. Bartender: I'll tell you what I know. The death penalty, having been ruled unconstitutional by the Court of Appeals in Albany, renders me powerless to sentence you to the punishment you so richly deserve. Todd: I have no idea. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Hey, we don't know the baby's dead. Now, I can charge you with murder, and if you don't start talking you're the one who's going to be serving a life sentence. Detective Ed Green: No, not that theory, Phil. They never think whether they *should* do it. Lieutenant Sullivan: Her real name is Dana Baker. And if you miss a step - excuse me, that's the caterer, I'll be right back. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. You could have handed this case off. I can't answer it myself. The Empire isn't gonna fall tonight. You want a hot cup of black disappointment? Abbie Carmichael: What about Laura Kendrick? Jack McCoy: We can always hope they jump bail. A.D.A. A.D.A. McCoy snickers. Independent Counsel William Dell: I'm subpoenaing you before my grand jury. Jack McCoy: [placing his hand on Cutter's shoulder] I'd also like to express my gratitude to Assistant District Attorney Michael Cutter, who tried this case... [Cutter somber over the unwanted recognition], [Cutter expresses surprise at also receiving the desired credit]. Witnesses see who did it? A.D.A. Judge Donald Karan: You raise a good point. Paul Robinette: Eye for an eye's worked for thousands of years. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [putting his hand on Rey's shoulder] Hey, if you ever need anything, Rey... just pick up the damn phone. Remember Abilene, Mama? She had a rotten childhood and I feel sorry for her. Det. Jack McCoy: No crime, no coverup. The Dancin' Naked Idiot Family? How can I prove it? Are you getting that from comic books? We kept talking, and then after a couple of minutes she got really dizzy. I stabbed him with a bayonet I had with me. Especially cantankerous ones. Jack McCoy: [turning off a news report about the murder] These anonymous sources, the wouldn't be wearing blue, would they? Detective Lennie Briscoe: Can't say I blame his brother. Twice. Jack McCoy: You went to bat for a woman who shot her husband in cold blood and who would have killed anybody else she found in his office. Jack McCoy: That would be just as wrong as treating Warner differently because he can string together sentences better than the rest of us. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [taking Martha's shoes to check for blood] Don't worry, we're going to return them. Rey Curtis: Scientists! Jack McCoy: [puzzled] In effect? Twenty to life, and he serves it in an Israeli prison. We find evidence they had an affair, they can both rot. Jack McCoy: You lit a fuse you couldn't put out, Mr. Teague. Joey Dantoni, Sr.: My son's a moron but not a murdered. Call a vet. The word 'dead' says it all. Nora Lewin: [referring to the defendant, who is using battered woman syndrome as a defense to murdering her husband] What choices does a woman in that situation really have? Abbie Carmichael: So we don't know any more than we did. I was hoping this time Grant might escape to the Bahamas. Detective Ed Green: Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. [driver gets out] Can I see you license and vehicle registration? Suspect: Every year. Arraignment Judge Elizabeth Mizener: And you are? And the reason I hung in was because you wouldn't let me give up, and I'm not gonna let you give up now. Ed Green: Yeah. Detective Ed Green: We have a warrant to search your bar, your home, and any of your vehicles. Lennie Briscoe: I don't like to be second guessed! Witness: It used to be that you honked when somebody cut you off. Shambala Green: Considering the alternative, you bet. Executive A.D.A. Sarah was not a POTENTIAL human being! Move on. Arthur Branch: If you've got any faith in the Man Upstairs... now might be a good time to cash in a chip. Jack McCoy: It's frustrating, as a prosecutor, when you're sure someone's a murderer but the only thing you can convict them of is tax evasion or assault. I got my invitation this morning. A.D.A. "Alto" means upper. Lt. Anita Van Buren: You know, I used to wake up in the morning, brush my teeth, comb my hair, look in the mirror, and see a cop looking back at me. Detective Mike Logan: Listen Phil, I don't eat anything that squirts ink, okay? Cause I let a father discipline his kid? Lt. Anita Van Buren: Something like that. Det. Cyber-flirting with Betty and Veronica? In and out. Mike Logan: [hearing Marie's screams over the phone] Marie? Detective Ed Green: Hey. Dr. Skoda: Emotional abuse. Arthur Branch: Oh, they'll get over it, once they forget about where his money came from. But I happen to be a sonuvabitch whose wife was shot by another sonuvabitch. Jack McCoy: This was a violent rape, Emil. Detective Ed Green: So why'd you call us here? Jack McCoy: [a judge in L.A. has just ruled to nullify an extradition order] Speak up, Your Honor. So, what should you do, as a citizen, if you're sure a monstrous predator has been released from prison because they couldn't hold him any more under the law? Adam Schiff: look of absolute horror, as credits roll. D/Sgt. Detective Ed Green: Get your ass back here, stupid! One in the chest. Art Samuels: [speaking of the deceased] He had a lot of energy. Det. Lt. Van Buren: That's what I'm tryin' to figure out. Intent follows the bullet. Adam Schiff: Yeah, you're going to be the first man to get the better of her. You put it there. Rumer: Uh, sorry, Judge. anyway? Maitre D': [referring to the victim and her husband] She gave him a big hug. Lt. Anita Van Buren: I just heard from the D.A. Jack McCoy: Parole board will hear about it twenty-five years from now. The show focuses on the Special Victims Unit, a special squad dealing with sex crimes and crimes against children. A.D.A. My life is over. Chesley Purcell: [while being interrogated] Can you get them to open up the window? It is the one moral law that recognizes no national, racial or religious boundaries. Sonja Harlann: [weeping under cross-examination by McCoy] My mother loved me! Detective Lennie Briscoe: [after arresting Kevin Malone] You're not rich, you're not 38, and that's not a Porsche. Prosky's Lawyer: Yeah, a lunatic and Mrs. Magoo. Jack McCoy: You know I'm required to notify the defense with respect to any promises or inducements. Claire Kincaid: Excuse me? D.A. Mrs. Joyce Pollock: That's right. D.A. Detective Cyrus Lupo: We're homicide with the 27. Executive A.D.A. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Oh, call in the SWAT Team. D.A. May they rot in hell, along with their attorneys. Ben Stone: [a former judge has pleaded guilty to criminal harassment and is elocuting his guilt. Abbie Carmichael: We told the Canadians we wouldn't. Her lack of response when I went after her. Jay Brannigan: I thought I'd go to Maine for a few days, do some fishing. Ambassador Peter Sarno: I'm going to call your boss; I'm going to get both of you busted down the ranks. Detective Lennie Briscoe: You know I don't see "Hello, Dolly!" Joe Fontana: Parole officer also said that he's living on Long Island. Det. Detective Joe Fontana: So are you a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan? Jack McCoy: Honestly, I'm scared to death. Ben Stone: I'm a Catholic - I can feel guilty about anything. Detective Mike Logan: My old lady held a rosary in her left hand while she beat the crap out of me with her right hand. Ed Green: Maybe they were trained not to bark. [after convicting a physics professor of 2nd degree murder]. Ben Stone: Because he's pleading for the wrong reason. It's how you spend the money that counts. Dennis is my husband. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [holding Maria's baby while she's out of the room] Just like riding a bike. Uniform Policeman: [points to bra on chair] Maybe not thinking straight got him in this jam in the first place. up there. Corey Kaufman: Wait, you can't arrest us. What do you think did it, Mr. McCoy? Executive A.D.A. Executive A.D.A. Rey Curtis: You're coming home with me, partner. Alexandra Borgia: I'm not talking about intimidation. The trick was giving him a number he couldn't forget: three. Or is it? Det. D.A. These guys did a great job of memorization; too bad they didn't lean from it. Lt. Anita Van Buren: Damn. Detective Lennie Briscoe: All I know is, 20 years ago, two Cuba Libres and I'd have the passenger list. Stone's lost his patience] Your honor, this is insufficient. 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